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      CommentAuthorAlexander
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010
     
    Brendan played one new song at WGT... I recorded it and may upload it on youtube soon. The show was nice and Ark was on sale alongside with several shirts, a signed poster and a postcard set.
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      CommentAuthorSilentwake
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010
     
    Sounds fantastic. Looking forward to the gig in Oxford very much.
    • CommentAuthorianmacd
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010
     
    @Alexander,

    New as in not played on stage 1 of the tour? If so, terrific! I assume he'll play it tonight in Dublin, too.
    • CommentAuthorAdrian
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010
     
    Somehow I knew there was gonna be such a surprise :-) Good news ;-) Please post on youtube asap and provide us with the link. Can't wait.
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      CommentAuthorAlexander
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010
     
    I guess some new atheistic song.. "I believe in this life and not the afterlife...." something like that :) Probably he'll also play that in Ireland.
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    The show was nice and Ark was on sale alongside with several shirts, a signed poster and a postcard set.


    I want all three (apart from the CD, of course)...so please leave some for London ;) Damn...15 days more to go.
    • CommentAuthorAdrian
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010 edited
     
    I guess some new atheistic song.. "I believe in this life and not the afterlife...." something like that :)


    I am sure the goths loved it!
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      CommentAuthorAlexander
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010
     
    it was somewhat disappointing to see only old goths there... is it different at other shows? I mean, I love old goth music, but Brendan or DcD are a lot more than that.. especially the new Album is very futuristic and points into a totally different direction.
    • CommentAuthorlamb79
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    Dublin gig was fantastic! Medusa, utopia and the arcane were my favorite.
    Can't wait until tomorrow's gig!
    • CommentAuthorianmacd
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    Yes, Dublin was great, if a little weird.
    • CommentAuthorianmacd
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    @Alexander,

    Well, it was the Gothik Treffen, so no wonder there were so many goths.
    • CommentAuthorianmacd
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010 edited
     
    The new song is called Tree Of Life and was also performed tonight in Dublin.

    No other songs have been added or removed single stage 1 of the tour, so there are now 16 songs in the tour set, rather than 15.

    There were boxes and boxes of signed Ark for sale, so I wouldn't worry about their running out of them any time soon. I was finally able to buy my own copy and can now dispense with those MP3s I downloaded from Rapidshare.

    Another reason I don't think they'll run out of CDs is that ticket sales have obviously been disappointing. The Dublin gig was supposed to be at the Tripod (1300 capacity), but the decision was made today to move it to the Crawdaddy venue (300 capacity).

    This made the gig incredibly intimate. The stage was tiny and very low to the ground. It was like a living-room concert.

    Brendan lost his temper with someone in the audience during Voyage Of Bran. I think there were some people chatting when they should have been listening and this obviously annoyed Brendan. He told them to "shut the fuck up" and stopped playing the song. It was a weird moment.

    I'm too tired to write any more at the moment.

    I'm looking forward to Cork tomorrow.
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    Thanks for the update, Ian. Enjoy. 15 days more for me to enjoy the experience :)
    • CommentAuthorAdrian
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010 edited
     
    The new song is called Tree Of Life and was also performed tonight in Dublin.


    Where on the setlist is Tree of Life exactly? I'm curious to know the order.

    Brendan lost his temper with someone in the audience during Voyage Of Bran. I think there were some people chatting when they should have been listening and this obviously annoyed Brendan. He told them to "shut the fuck up" and stopped playing the song. It was a weird moment.


    Well done! Definitely.

    it was somewhat disappointing to see only old goths there... is it different at other shows? I mean, I love old goth music, but Brendan or DcD are a lot more than that.. especially the new Album is very futuristic and points into a totally different direction.


    This is very true, Alex... Good point...
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      CommentAuthorSilentwake
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    Why weird?
    • CommentAuthorianmacd
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    Tree Of Life comes between This Boy and You Never Loved This City on the set list.

    It's a very up-tempo track. I'm listening to it now on headphones.

    You'll get your chance when I return home on Sunday. I won't be able to master the recording until the evening, so I expect to get it uploaded to DIME late that evening.

    The quality is excellent, but not quite as good as Brussels. This is due to the tiny PA, which sounded overdriven during the very loudest songs. As such, there's a little bit of distortion evident at times, but not enough to put you off listening. As I say, the overall quality is excellent.

    lamb79 was standing next to me and recorded the whole gig in HD video, so that's going to become available at some point, too.
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    Wow...an audio recording AND an HD video! Now THAT'S something to look forward to! Thanks guys.
    • CommentAuthorAdrian
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    Awesome :-)
    • CommentAuthorianmacd
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    Here's a quick and not in-depth review of last night's Dublin gig:

    The gig had been scheduled to take place in the 1200 capacity Tripod, but the decision was made on the day to move it to the 300 capacity Crawdaddy. My obvious suspicion of disappointing ticket sales was confirmed by venue staff. Apparently, the gig had received almost no promotion and even the posters advertising it had only been put up around Dublin the week before.

    The Crawdaddy is a tiny room with poor ventilation. The stage is very low, below knee height. People were taking photographs of the set list before the band had even come on stage. I could see that the set list was to be the same as during stage one of the tour, with the addition of one new song.

    It was like a living-room concert. We were packed in, right up to the front of the stage. The musicians' feet were mere centimetres away.

    Brendan came on in good spirits and the band launched into The Arcane. I was struck by how little room the band had in which to play. They were standing elbow to elbow across the stage. Astrid Williamson was barely visible to anyone standing on the right-hand side of the room, as she was obscured by the PA and a large monitor speaker.

    Astrid Williamson started to play You Never Loved This City at the wrong point in the set. Brendan sang a couple of lines and then abandoned it, causing someone in the audience to remark, "He IS human!", which made everyone laugh.

    Next up was the brand new song Tree Of Life, followed by You Never Loved This City proper.

    Another moment of surprise came during Voyage Of Bran when Brendan stopped singing, looked at someone in the audience and said, "Shut the fuck up!" Apparently, a couple of people had been chatting during the song and, perhaps because they were so close to the stage, this was more irritating to him than it would have been at another venue. I couldn't hear them, so I didn't even know what had upset him until I asked his sound engineer after the gig.

    Unfortunately, he didn't restart the song, so only about half of it was played.

    After Spirit, the band left the stage. Brendan had been so obviously pissed off just a few minutes earlier, that the crowd fell silent. There was no cheering for a second encore as people assumed there wouldn't be one. Everyone started to file out of the room, even though the house lights remained off.

    I knew from previous gigs on stage one of the tour (and from the set list in front of me) that Severance was still to come, so I held my ground.

    Suddenly, the band came back on stage and people rushed back into the room. It was another strange moment.

    With that, the band finally departed and the evening's business was concluded. Slightly confused, I made my way over to Brendan's sound engineer to ask if he knew what had upset him.

    A word of advice to anyone going to tonight's gig in Cork: Shut the fuck up!

    Outside in the bar, I ran into Niall and Simeon, who had played in the band on the DCD 2005 reunion tour, so I spent a while catching up with them.
    • CommentAuthorAdrian
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    Unfortunately, he didn't restart the song, so only about half of it was played.


    Oh, what a shame :-(
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    A word of advice to anyone going to tonight's gig in Cork: Shut the fuck up!


    That should be on the tickets ;) But seriously...I'm introducing Brendan Perry's music to a Londoner friend of mine at whose home I'll be staying (I have paid for his ticket, so he'll be coming for sure ;) I'll make sure I warn him to shut the fuck up :)

    Anyway...I can't understand these people who take the "trouble" of paying for the ticket and going to a Brendan gig, and then chat about god knows what. They should go to a Bon Jovi concert or something :)
    • CommentAuthorAdrian
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    It shouldn't feel like you are in a church, but being disrespectful is really bad. And Voyage of Bran is such a beautiful piece... I don't understand how people could be so ignorant...
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    It shouldn't feel like you are in a church, but being disrespectful is really bad. And Voyage of Bran is such a beautiful piece... I don't understand how people could be so ignorant...


    Well...the London gig will be in a church, so there ;) But seriously, a quick comment in between songs is fine, but chatting along during the whole performance spoils the whole experience for everyone else.

    And during Voyage of Bran, of all songs!!!
    • CommentAuthorAdrian
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    You are absolutely right... Even if you are in pub, as soon as somebody is on stage right in front of you, he deserves at least that amount of respect... oh well, obviously there will always be people who don't get this. There was a number of similar situations during Lisa's tour, too... Someone even dared to laugh out loud when Lisa started talking about the environment, etc. It's a shame, that's all we can say about it.
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      CommentAuthorGoatherd
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010 edited
     
    There's a video floating around on YouTube, I believe it's from a gig in Croatia and I can't recall which song is performed (well, that's not very helpful, I admit - ha!), but there is a huge bloke screaming his throat hoarse right in Brendan's face. I was surprised not see him smacking him on top of the head with his guitar - I would definitely do so myself!

    Anyway, I actually wanted to make a remark - watching videos and reading a handful of reviews from this tour, I get the impression it doesn't attract many people and I really cannot understand how that comes around. I mean, even if you are not acquainted with his solo work, he is, after all, one half of DCD!... He plays in my city, Athens, in roughly 2 weeks and there is not a single poster or any other mention ANYWHERE. Mind you, the tickets are out for at least ten days...
    So, I do wonder how many people will be there - I'd expect many, considering that Lisa made a sold out in a 5000 seats capacity theatre, 2 years ago.

    p.s.: I think it was during old DCD stuff. On second thought, it might be Medusa or Voyage of Bran.
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      CommentAuthorgeorgelouk
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    To add my penny's worth, it is not fair that Brendan's gigs are not receiving the recognition they deserve. I was at the Dublin gig last night & there was not much difference musically between Brendan's solo songs and the Dead Can Dance songs that were alternating on the setlist. In fact I would go so far as to say that "Ark" sounds like a new Dead Can Dance album. Perhaps Brendan was already wound up before the gig at the poor ticket sales that caused the change of venue. Just for the record, the acoustics at Crawdaddy were awful & I could hear the bass reverberating in the room which somewhat spoiled the enjoyment of the songs. Then someone remarked that he had seen DCD during the "Speen & Ideal" tour in 1986 & thought that was the best thing he had done, to which he replied "That was different, that was orchestral!". It doesn't improve your mood to hear from the audience that your best work was almost a quarter of a century ago... Then the talking in the audience started during "Voyage of Bran" & Brendan snapped.

    The fact remains that Lisa Gerrard is receiving great recognition & plaudits these days while Brendan is marginalised as a solo performer, even in his adopted home country. Whereas in the early days of DCD he was the main protagonist, now the balance of power has shifted in favour of Lisa. But perhaps this is the way of the world...

    George.
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      CommentAuthorpendragonm
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    There are two things that enfuriate any performer around the world: indifference and disrespect from the public.
    Imagine the following: You, as the artist, work hard on your songs, assemble a band [something not always an easy task], rehearse a lot and when you come to perform them, you stumble upon little or no promotion of your gig by the promoters/marketing company [or whatever], and to make things just worse than that, an audience totally indifferent to your music or that just can´t stop babbling. Well, if you want to chat, go anywhere, but don´t spoil other´s gig.
    I think that there, in Europe, as you have a lot of venues and a lot of good bands playing, to get good shows at reasonable prices must be something very usual, but this doesn´t mean that you may just go there to annoy other people that DO intend to watch the show and enjoy it.

    You are talking about the small crowd attending at Brendan´s gigs, I sincerely am not surprised about that. You see, Brendan´s music is something that demands attention from the listener, with their well crafted words, exotic melody lines, ad not so usual harmony lines. It´s music that makes you think about a lot of things; that stir things inside your mind, things that bother. Unfortunately, people nowadays don´t want to think about anything, don´t want to be bothered or have their inner ghosts awaken. Maybe if Brendan sang about a new car, or how he rules a ghetto, properly "autotuned" and "aided" by two demi naked [or totally naked]girls shaking their rears on audience´s faces, O2 arena would be a small place to his gigs.

    Caviar is not suited to ordinary taste...
    • CommentAuthorianmacd
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    @pendragonm,

    Of course, Brendan will not fill football stadiums, but a properly promoted concert will always attract more sales than a poorly promoted one.

    Brendan has a good idea how many fans he has. If he thought he needed the 1200 capacity Tripod and ended up in a 300 capacity venue, something must have gone wrong. I was told by some Dubliners that the posters for the gig had only gone up the week before, so it's reasonable to assume that a lot of people who would have liked to be there just didn't know about it. If that's true, it's even sadder than the fact that they aren't more people who appreciate Brendan's thoughtful solo music.

    And now I must drive to Cork for tonight's show...
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    but a properly promoted concert will always attract more sales than a poorly promoted one.


    Very true. I would say that heavy promotion has to start at least one month in advance, and preferably more than that.
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    These are just my thoughts and humble opinion regarding this topic.

    We know Brendan has been concentrating on other things in his life in recent years. Now, after some years have gone by, he has recommitted himself to concentrating more on his music. We are ecstatic that he has a record contract for more solo work in the near future, that there is talk of possible new DCD material (and tour), and there is also the solo tour underway. With all this in mind, recognize that it may take a little while to build the momentum back up.

    A world tour with Peter Murphy might have given him a little more exposure than he is currently getting, but that didn't work out. It wasn't that long ago that this fell through. I wouldn't think there has been much time to develop additional strategies, at this point. Brendan has been fairly busy on this initial tour.

    While it seems painfully obvious from comments made about the tour, that it isn't being promoted like it could be, it does give Brendan some additional exposure, along with an opportunity to warm up the band, and allow the hard core fans (who are paying attention) to go see him and get an early copy of his new release.

    Over all, a pretty good start, I'd say. Without a big promotional campaign by a major record label and a ton of radio play (as his music is more underground), it may take this come-back a little bit to build momentum. And who knows, that may suit Brendan's style just fine. Either way, I believe Brendan will sooner or later get the recognition and promotion an artist of his caliber deserves. I think of this time as more of a warm-up, than anything else. In the meanwhile, I think there is a lot we can do, as fans, to get the news out by word of mouth and uploading videos, etc.

    This whole thing is just in the earliest stages. Remember, the album hasn't even been officially released yet!
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      CommentAuthorAlexander
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    yeah, the only way to be when stupid fuckers won't shut up! A bit like me :D
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    @ XaviersPrayer:

    Just to be clear, promoting tours and building up momentum should not be Brendan's task, so we're not criticizing Brendan. He should be free to concentrate on his music, his family and other interests.

    Promoting tours and concerts should be left in the hands of trusted individuals (paid or unpaid). And they don't have to be big multinational companies either. A couple of amateurs in the UK recently, through the use of facebook, managed to get Rage Against The Machine's "Killing in the name of..." as Christmas No.1, even beating the heavily financed X-Factor song.

    What I'm trying to say is that all it takes to fill in concert halls is dedication by trusted people who care about the artist they are promoting. And all it takes is a few well-designed and strategically located posters and some free internet advertising.
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    @summingofthemuse
    Sorry. I didn't mean to imply I thought the comments were a criticism of Brendan, personally. I didn't think they were. :)

    As I said, I certainly recognize from what has been said about the tour, from the beginning, that possibly much more could be done to promote these gigs. I think it is unfortunate if people aren't hearing about these concerts. My comments were mere speculation regarding some of the possible factors (some perhaps unforeseen by Brendan and others) which may be part of the cause in it taking some time to ramp things up.

    I don't know how big Vinyl Records is, or the details of the contract, but hopefully they have some promotional ideas developed, which we might not see until after the official record release. Hard to tell for sure from where I am sitting, as I am not in the know regarding these things.
    • CommentAuthorDanB
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    I agree with most of what was said above.

    The organisation was shambolic. At 10.30 people were stopped from re-entering the gig by security even though it wasn't over! Also they insisted on playing dance music in the bar during the show, so every time the door opened we had a blast of some Godforsaken crap!



    Most of the crowd struck me as the type who want to be seen at gigs rather than genuine fans. As a result, the "chatterers" started early during Ronan's warm up. Not being a Kila fan I was still won over by his sincerity and sheer talent.
    However, it also didn't help that the doors were 7.30 while the gig proper didn't start til 9.10, with the result that plenty of drinks (for a working night!!) had been consumed.

    The Button Factory or Sugar Club would have been a much more suitable venue.

    Music wise it was faultless!!
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    Funny how the venue can totally change the experience. For this reason, I consider all venue options when I have a chance to see one of my favorite artists. I'll travel further if need be to have a better experience (acoustically and atmospherically). Waiting to see where Brendan plays on this side of the pond....
    • CommentAuthorAdrian
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010 edited
     
    However, it also didn't help that the doors were 7.30 while the gig proper didn't start til 9.10, with the result that plenty of drinks (for a working night!!) had been consumed.


    I know from some Bulgarian friends that initially the show in Sofia was announced everywhere for 8pm but it did not start before 10 and people were not let in until about 9.00pm, so they all had to wait outside in the cold. Some of them allegedly arrived at the venue at 7pm to make sure they'll get closer to the stage later...
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    The Dublin concert must have been for Brendan one of these "Bad taste in your mouth" moments. I agree with XaviersPrayer that the best is yet to come. The Ark album is a real gem. In the months following it's release, it will surely gain success throughout internet buzz and the like.

    "Indifference is a test. Success is a test which is reserved for those that indifference did not kill."
    (C.Bobin, french poet)
    • CommentAuthorianmacd
    • CommentTimeMay 28th 2010 edited
     
    I've just got back to my guest-house after the Cork gig.

    What an improvement on Dublin!

    The doors didn't open until 21:00 this evening, but the Pavilion has a downstairs bar, so there was a good place to sit, drink and chat before the gig.

    Brendan was still doing the soundcheck when I got there at 19:30. I could hear the muffled strains of Wintersun emanating through the walls of the venue into the alley outside.

    He came downstairs at about 20:30 and invited me and lamb79 to sit with him at his table outside. We talked a little about the previous night's Dublin gig.

    Graham Wood, sleeve designer of Ark, was also there, so I got to hear a little about his involvement in the project. He mentioned that the retail version of Ark will come with different sleeve art to the tour edition.

    At 21:15, it was time for Brendan to get ready for the gig and for me to find a suitable vantage point for viewing and recording the gig.

    The Pavilion is a very nice venue. It's quite small, but not nearly as small as the Crawdaddy. On the other hand, it was more than half-empty this evening. I'd estimate that there were no more than 150 to 200 people there; perhaps even fewer.

    The venue has a raised perimeter with high tables and bar stools. Down on the dance floor, at the edges, there are yet more tables and chairs. Amazingly, this meant that when Brendan and co. took to the stage at 21:45, there was no-one standing in front of the stage. In fact, there was no-one standing anywhere near the stage. People were sitting at the tables, sipping drinks, or standing at the back of the dance floor.

    Usually, one must jockey for position at the front of a gig. Tonight, no-one wanted to be anywhere near the stage. Hardly anyone even wanted to stand up. Bizarre.

    The sound was much better than in Dublin. I'm listening to the recording now and it's a very faithful representation of the concert. I sat on the far right, on a bar stool about two metres back from the hanging PA. Ideally, I would have stepped back another couple of metres, but there was bar furniture in the way. Nevertheless, the quality of the recording rivals the Brussels gig I captured back in March.

    lamb79 stood next to me and caught the whole gig on HD video again, this time using a tripod.

    Although we were treated to all of Voyage Of Bran this evening, we lost Severance from the set.

    Once again, the crowd fell silent as the band exited the stage after the first encore. There was no clapping, cheering or stamping of feet. It was like a library in there. Why do Irish audiences not expect/want more than one encore? I really don't know.

    Anyway, this time Brendan wasn't giving away presents. Encores are the earned reward of an enthusiastic audience and, despite their warm appreciation of the main set, they were decidedly lacklustre in demanding the band's return to play yet another song. If you don't ask, you don't get; and we didn't ask, so we didn't get.

    Within a few minutes of the lights coming back on, the place started to fill up with people considerably younger than me. The venue was performing double duty this evening, once for Brendan and now as the host of the Chic afterparty. Scantily clad twenty-something women rammed painfully home just how long it's been since I was a twenty-something man.

    Brendan emerged from the shadows after a while and we chatted again. He was happy with the gig, but lamented that the audience hadn't been bigger. He also remarked on how strange it is that Irish audiences don't seem to care about getting a second encore.

    We chatted for a while longer and then I thanked him for a great show and went on my way.

    Tomorrow, Brendan and his entourage head to Galway for the third and final Irish gig. I'm looking forward to it, of course, but I'll be sad when it's all over. I only got here yesterday and I'm already two thirds of the way through the reason I came. All good things come to an end.

    The highlight of tonight's concert for me was Spirit. Brendan seemed to put a lot of emotion into his performance tonight and the sound was perfect. The bass and keyboards really pounded the song along.

    I hope to master and upload this recording to DIME on Monday. You won't be disappointed.
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    Nice account, Ianmacd. Thanks.
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      CommentAuthorSilentwake
    • CommentTimeMay 28th 2010
     
    Sounds like a great evening Ianmacd! Very much looking forward to your recording.
    • CommentAuthorpiktstevs
    • CommentTimeMay 28th 2010
     
    Thank you ianmacd for you reviews. It is interesting to read. Would it be possible to get your recordings on this website (or maybe just one best of all three)?

    And I would like to ask someone who attended WGT show. Did it end with Spirit or Severance?
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      CommentAuthorSaskia
    • CommentTimeMay 28th 2010
     
    Ian, thank you! You're our own private reporter! ;)
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    Ian, thank you! You're our own private reporter! ;)


    Shhh...or he'll start charging us money for that ;)
    • CommentAuthorianmacd
    • CommentTimeMay 28th 2010
     
    I wrote earlier that the retail edition of Ark will come with a booklet, but after a good night's sleep, I realise I made a mistake. The booklet will be a PDF and will be downloadable. I don't believe there will be a physical edition of it at this time.

    Perhaps the deluxe edition planned for later this year will include the booklet, but that's pure speculation on my part.
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    Perhaps the deluxe edition planned for later this year will include the booklet, but that's pure speculation on my part.


    Is there going to be a deluxe edition in the future? I ask because I am more than willing to buy the signed edition and the deluxe edition or regular store edition, but to buy all three would be too much for me.

    I have cancelled my order of the regular edition for the moment, until this is cleared up. In the meantime, I'll definitely be buying a signed copy in London.
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      CommentAuthorGoatherd
    • CommentTimeMay 28th 2010 edited
     
    The booklet will be a PDF and will be downloadable.


    Ha, I knew it! *bragging*
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    Greatly appreciated the report as well. A shame about Severance not being played. That audience doesn't know what they missed out on! That song is one of my all-time favorites. Glad to hear about the powerful performance of Spirit, as it too is one of my favorites.

    Of course, I am jealous that you got to sit down with Brendan for a few, and jealous of all of you who get to go see the shows. But I am also happy for all of you, and love to hear your reports.

    p.s. Regarding the report that no one seemed to want to be too near the stage, perhaps word had got out about what happened at the Dublin gig, and some feared Brendan. LOL ;-)

    oh, and will these recordings be in MP3 format?
    Ha... just kidding Ianmacd.
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    oh, and will these recordings be in MP3 format?


    Sure...128Kbps :)
    • CommentAuthorYxor
    • CommentTimeMay 28th 2010
     
    I was in Brussels in March ... reading your comments, Ianmacd, you make me want to be there again ... Thank you for sharing this with us ... and like many people, I look forward to your recordings ...
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    Thankfully, of the 30 or so times I've visited the Union Chapel (London), the audience have been incredibly respectful. That place has a magical effect on audiences. I am so looking forward to this show that I could burst.
    On a similar note, one of my favourite London venues, The Luminaire, has signs on the walls to the effect of "If you've come here to yap to your friends, you're in the wrong place." ;)